Monday was a big immunization day for Ms. Hayden. I was rifling through the papers afterwards to look for her new medication dosage and glanced at her percentiles. I saw 92.98% and assumed it was her weight. Later I realized it was her head circumference. And there's a 60 percentile point spread between her head and weight percentiles. What? I carry that kid around all day, I thought for sure she was up in that 90th percentile. What's that delicious chub made of? Marshmellows? Probably.
So...whatever. Nobody cares about percentiles unless it's really out of the ordinary. I was more excited that my kid has an unusually large head for her body and I get a tidy reason to post one of my all time favorite movie moments.
Actually, this one makes me laugh harder.